I've moved

Hey,

For now at least, I'm sick of Twapple. So I moved to http://justpurelyevelyn.blogspot.com/ feel free to come visit sometime, It's just a new spot for my diary...

Evelyn

Ag Today

Okay, to begin with, I would like to say 3 letters, LOL!!!!! That pretty much sums up my last class of the day. 

Today, we had to be back from Ag early, so we only had a limited time to do 'farm work'. I, along with Alice, chose to play with the alpacas, and there you have it, our first mistake. To begin with, there were only five of us, and 3 alpacas. This may seem as if we out number them, but they're huge, like really freaking GIGANTIC ALPACAS!!!! Psycho alpacas, the pen today, the world tomorrow, coming soon to a theater near you. Then came our second problem, their bridles, which are supposed to go on EASILY didn't. Well... technically, one of them seemed to, but the second one, yeah... it wasn't as easy as you'd think...

We were the proud owners of the worlds most difficult bridle. Well, technically, we weren't all that proud, more frustrated. You see, it didn't go on, as in, at all. it fitted around the nose, but after that, it died. I did it up once, it didn't work. I did it up again, it died again. Third times the charm in most cases, shame it wasn't in this one.... Instead it was where it all began whirling out of control. 

By now, our little group had gone up to seven, one of those new recruits was Nicholas, also known as, the root of all evil, an idiot I share all classes with and Waldo the Wizard. You see, Nick is a few sheep loose in the top paddock, well, actually, it's more than a few sheep loose, it's more like, a stray sheep stayed there because it was to stupid to do anything else. That, pretty much, gives you and idea of who Nicholas is. You see, Waldo decided to aggravate one of the alpacas, aka, he wanted one of them to spit at their holder, who shall hereby be known as Tom, because I've forgotten his name. Tom was holding the alpaca who was supposedly bridled, that alpaca was open to spitting, that alpaca spat, at Tom, twice, he was a good aimer too...

So now, we had one boy who'd been spat on, two idiots, 3 girls trying to catch an alpaca, and someone bridling the male alpaca. In case you can't tell, by now, we were really amused, and laughing our heads off. All as I tried to bridle Psycho, the alpaca, with the bridle from hell. Oh happy days... not! Ten minutes later, we'd finally thought that we had our alpacas ready for their circle around their enclosure. We lead them out, well we lead out the male easily enough, he's rather placid, then we lead out Psycho, easy enough, then, we attempted to lead out Spitter, this, is about the time that I begin to suggest going to the toilet before you wet yourself. I was required to go in and drag out Spitter, easier said than done.

So here I was, pulling a 50 tonne Alpaca who stubbornly decided that moving was not on it's to-do list as the rest of our little pack stood their, to busy (holding alpacas, remembering to breathe and laughing...) to help me. I eventually got Spitter out of his pen, it was about that time we realised that his bridle was slipping off, now, I'm not certain that you've ever seen this happen before, so you may not know the consequences. If an animal gets out of it's bridle, it's like a dog having it's leash taken off, the animal has free reign, this is NOT a good thing, at all, not one teeny tiny bit. Hence, I grabbed her around the neck and took (read: pushed) her back into her pen. it was about then I realised that I'd forgotten how to take off a bridle. Ooops? 

So, by the time I'd realised that I had to undo my knot, Spitter had gotten her bridle stuck around her neck and Psycho was fighting to get free. So, Spitter got her bridle undone, and then, Psycho was dragged/pushed in and I began the seemingly impossible task of freeing a jumping alpaca, it was about now I began praying for my life. After another 5 minutes of struugle, Nicholas, the only one stupid enough to do it, was sent in. He got the seemingly easy task of holding Psycho around the neck. By now, Psycho had begun to act as if she was being murdered. Well, anyway, I finally got her bridle undone,and as she ran in one direction, Nicholas, ran in the other. Never, and I meant NEVER, in my life have I seen someone jump so high so fast, he was over the fence in a split second and stood their cowering. I'm not quite sure why though, it was only an alpaca...

Anyway, that was the highlight of my day, I'd love to hear yours, 

  

PS. for the record, an alpaca is a small llama and a bridle is like a dogs muzzle

St Patrics Day Tomorrow

Hey, 

Friendly little remindor, tomorrow is St Patrics day, so wear something green. I may or may not be able to post twapple tomorrow, because it's my mum's birthday and she might not let me on the computer. So this is just a notice stating that twapple might be double posted Wednesday instead. 

Bye

Embarrassed Twapple

Here's embarrassed Twapple for you, he's shy because he hasn't been here for a while, by the way, he's blushing.

Isn't he cute, he looks so innocent when he's embarrassed, look, he's gone all pink, okay everyone, aww on 3, 1... 2.... Oh My Gawd, what comes after 2. Is it six? (studio audience: 3!!!) Oh, that was embarrassing, 1, 2 ,3 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 

Twapple loves comments, he hasn't gotten any, ever, but loves them anyway. Spread the word, help twapple gain tworld domination. He may be small, but he's ambitious. And he's got to be faster than Obama because, you know, he's red. 

Please note: I have nothing against Obama, at all, yet....

 

Hi, 

Look, I can explain, My dad doesn't have Intenet yet (He told me he did...) and so it was only today I could post these.

You have: Twess, his girlfriend, Wolfie Twapple and Nerdy Twapple.

Today's will go up soon enough.

Bye,

Evelyn.

Dr Twapple

Okay, I promised a twapple a day, so here is today's: 

Today, Twapple decided that he was going to be a doctor when he grew up, he looked so cute in his gear that I couldn't help but draw him. He's such a sweetie, isn't he, I really think this suits him. Be warned world, soon enough, we may have Dr Twapple operating in theatres around the world. unfourtunately, Twapple forgot that he doesn't have apposable thumbs or even srmas so he'll probably have a bit of trouble with it all, I've got to give him props for trying though...

I know that I promised Alice a different Twapple today but I left my Twapple book at school. Ooops?

Evelyn

Hey, I promised Super Twapple, did I not? So here he is. ST likes to pretend he's Superman, thank god he read the label on the cape (it informed him that wearing of this garment did not enable flight) or else we would have ended up with Twapple sauce.  I'd just like to point out that Twapple does actually do this out of his own free will, he is not being paid, but he is allowing me to draw these sketches and has never requested any money (not that I have any to give...). Long Live Super Twapple.

Apple by day, Caped Crusader by night.

Evelyn

Heart Broken Twapple

Hey, for anyone who liked Twapple, here he is again. 'Cept this time, it's heartbroken Twapple, he's dedicated to one of my best friends, Alice, who has a huge crush on a boy who doesn't seem to notice. I mean, he notices her but he doesn't notice that she likes him. Poor Alice, Twapple feels your pain. Hope you guys like it, this actually took me a while. 

Tomorrow: You get to see Super Twapple, Apple by day, Super Hero by night.

Hope you guys like, all none of you who actually care. 

Your Sincerely

Evelyn

PS. Has anyone else heard about Cyclone Hamish?

Twapple LIVES

Some of you may remember Twapple. Well, I'm pleased to introduce you to him. Yes, he was drawn quickly here but at least it's him. From now on I'll be putting up a Twapple a day, after all, A Twapple a day keeps the doctor away. Twapple has been drawn better than he is here but I felt that before you saw Super Twapple Or St Patrics Day Twapple, you should see the original, plain, not dressed up Twapple. Twapple's only a newborn baby, but he's ready to show the world what he's made of (coloured pencils, lead pencils, paper, and megabites) !!! If you like Twapple leave a comment and spread the word, please. Twapple loves all the attention. I really don't want to have to try and calm him down again because not enough people like him. 

Spread the word, help twapple gain Tworld domination before his first birthday,

Evelyn

PS. Twapple says hi!

Twapple

Today in Ag., we (read I) got bored, hence the birth of Twapple. Twapple is a new word that I made up. Twapple is also a character and a figment of my imagination. Twapple is the apple from the front cover of Twilight! I drew Twapple in my science notebook and will put up his picture as soon as I can find a scanner that works. That may take a while, so in the meantime, anyone reading this who'd like a go at drawing Twapple, feel free to leave a comment with his picture. 

For anyone who hasn't realised yet, Twapple is a figment of my imagination, but I love him just the same. Long Live The Mighty Twapple. 

Evelyn